Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Made Ya Look

Ben's Simple Guide to Giving Your Owner a Quick Heart Attack.

Step 1: mid-dinner, when you hear your owner coming, abandon hay and lay flat on your side with your legs stretched out, groaning.

 Step 2: sit up before they take you for a seriously sick or dead horse- cuz ya really don't want 'em calling the vet.

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